I could mention the far more famous "Sometimes it is better to remain silent and appear stupid to open your mouth and remove all doubt" but today I think we have exceeded all limits. Take advantage of the last moments of my lunch break to condividere una delle piccole soddisfazioni che talvolta capitano qui dentro.
Come ben sapete $collegaFancazzista è costantemente dedita alla sua attività preferita: fare qualsiasi cosa che non sia relativa al lavoro, sparire appena le danno qualcosa da fare asserendo di dover andare in altri uffici, parlare al telefono dei fatti propri, giocare a $ragno, ascoltare musica, leggere gossip su internet ed organizzare le proprie vacanze in comitiva. Ah, scordavo triturare le gonadi del sottoscritto e della collega che condivide il loculo con noi.
Oltre a quanto già citato sopra la nostra $collegaFancazzista ha preso il vizio di far venire i suoi amici qui in ufficio poiché non è più sufficiente sentirli per telefono and this is what brings us to what happened this morning.
$ collegaFancazzista comes like an hour later after the time of the municipalities and the two sides immediately launched with the need to change a pdf file. Of course he asked if he could do it myself, just as obviously, I sent in the engine room to recover from the safe installation CD for $ acrobat who had to install a few eons ago. The
pdf indicted has been a few documents to be sent for $ monopolistaTelefonico behalf of some of his friend is to be noted that more than a week that $ collegaFancazzista-always try to send to the above-mentioned friend and a fax ( fax from the office) to $ monopolistaTelefonico without any success. After a while
'prints come here in all its glory, "the friend, a guy who tried to attack button with all members of the female gender who went to the shooting. The friend was then parked at the coffee machine (for those who do not remember just outside the door of my tomb) to all the unfortunate turkey frantically busy to consume their coffee break with inappropriate jokes to make nice.
arrival of yet another woman in the field of capacity of its hormone receptors if they came out with: $
friend - Ciaaaaao are $ friend a new colleague and a friend of $ collegaFancazzista: I took today!
all accompanied by assorted praise and boastful of their working abilities.
What the poor (forgive French) idiot did not know was that the person who was in front of his eyes was, unbelievably, unless the Director of personnel.
$ collegaFancazzista was thrown on stage like those scenes in slow-motion film in which the protagonist is thrown, usually screaming "Nuoooooooooo!" To a valuable object that is about to break. A but nothing is worth the effort because its speed bradipesca failed to prevent the following sentence:
$ capocciaDelPersonale - (note eyes turned into laser) Oh yeah? Me I must be lost this thing ... As you said who you call and who is a friend?
A ray of sunshine in the incessant rain of Monday.
Gama
PS Ah, for the rest of the day is crap I had to wind up an avalanche of data that, for a change, does not exist in digital format, I purged $ immanicato who broke the boxes to anyone I had to make decisions that affect generally the Head who is on vacation, I've fried the card for the good meal and then I had to make myself twice in the rain on the way to "pay" with the new, $ collegaFancazzista has started to hear and sing "from the skin to the heart" ... And I still have half a day to overcome! Thank goodness Monday is on vacation. :)
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