Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Littlestpetshopfunandgames

For all lovers of pop music in these dark times

I think Jon Lajoie perfectly expresses what I think of myself. ;)

Currently there is still an official video of the song as that madman is on tour, for now there is this:




E questo è il testo.

Jon Lajoie - Pop Song



Girl, im a sexually attractive man.

That makes me a good artist.

This is my new single…

I hope you like it.



Wealthy men hired me

to sing this song that they wrote for me.

They’re investing in this quasi-music video,

and theyre paying to get a bid on the radio. (on the radio)



And they’re gonna sell a million (a million),

Yes it’s gonna go platinum…



‘Cause they’ll market this song

to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.



‘Cause all you gotta say is,

"ohh baby i love you" and "girl i need you in my world".



‘Cause they’ll market this song

to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.



‘Cause all they gotta do

is find a sexually attractive man

that can sing all the words.



(and now the token rap verse

that doesnt make any sense

but helps to get a small percentage

of the urban music market)



Hey baby baby i can tell that you are crazy crazy.

shake that ass girl my rhymes are gettin lazy lazy.



These things im talking ’bout have

nothing to do with the song baby.

But it don’t matter wont you show me that thong baby.



That’s how it works in the pop music industry,

2009 motherfucker that’s just how it be.



‘Cause they’ll market this song

to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.



‘Cause all you gotta say is,

"ohh baby i love you ooh girl i need you in my world".



‘Cause they’ll market this song

to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.



‘Cause all they gotta do

is find a sexually attractive man

that can sing all the words.



Now I’m singing with my gay voice

to let you know that I’m sensitive.

Oh yeah Im’ singing with my gay voice,

teenage girls love a sensitive boy (sensitive boy)



And you know I wanna…

Make money money

make money money

make money

make money money

make money money

make money…



Rich men makin money off of their investments,

ooh its so sexual baby…



Girl I love you so much,

I wish we could be together.

Unfortunately we can’t because

I’m rich and famous and you’re not



But, why dont you just go out and buy my album,

and tell your friends about it too

so that they also go out and buy it .




Gama

Monday, August 17, 2009

Can You Get Herpes Your Nose Or Ears

Che cos'è l'Amore...

Love is like a song, a beautiful song that gets in your head when you listen, a song which continues and flows on the skin, making you feel the chills, then falls and goes deep in my heart and shakes you inside ...

you listen to it a thousand times, and each time it makes you feel something saying that you had not noticed before, an agreement, a sound, a hidden rhythm that the last time you heard just do not ... but how did he escape you ? the song itself seems to ask, first mocking ... but then so sweet ...

E 'that's what pushes you to listen again and again and again, and more and more strong, more often and again, again ... just that draws you to her, and you will attract in the future, when you think you have forgotten, and out of your control, will reappear where you least expect it ... and find again the way to creep into the Your small, tight heart ...

Just a song and only love knows how to find the road that leads straight to your heart ... maybe because more or less speak the same language ..

... but then what do I know of 'Love ? voices, snorts, echoes and rumbles.

Sunfish Sailboat Repair

recover from the hangover of August ... Osteria

No, ovviamente non sto parlando di me. Ovviamente non sto parlando di quanto è accaduto a chi si trovava with me last Saturday.
course I'm talking about what happened recently in the office.

I, $ collegaSveglio and my boss we paused in front of the monkey, our coffee machine. The atmosphere is typical of mid-August in here: the amount of nuisance is reduced to a minimum and are unable to complete scheduled jobs without too many interruptions.

The entrance to the office is limited by a door (a single glass, in sheet and a meter of empty space above the safety because we like it) with a nice keyboard for entering an access code. This code of four numbers was chosen by the head and is in line with safety della porta: anche la mia sedia se lo ricorda senza problemi. In ogni caso è presente all'ingresso un telefono con l'elenco dei numeri interni da chiamare per farsi aprire in caso di bisogno.

È proprio la porta che ci distrae dalla nostra conversazione.

Porta - BIP - BIP - BIP - BIP - BIP

Gama - ???

Boss - ???

$collegaSveglio = ???

Porta - BIP - BIP - BIP - BIP - BIP - BIP - BIP

Gama - Hanno scambiato la pulsantiera per il telefono?

Boss - Chi è che gioca con la porta?

$collegaSveglio - Ma che?!?!?

Porta - BIP - BIP - BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP - *pausa* - BIP - BIP - BIP - BIP - CLACK!


Incuriositi ci sporgiamo per vedere chi diavolo è il pazzo furioso.

È $commessoUbriaco che, non avendo nulla di meglio da fare durante le ferie, ha deciso di passare di qui a fare un giro.

Il fatto che barcolli e che si trascini sulle parole tanto quanto sui piedi fa intuire il motivo per cui ha fatto quel casino con la porta.
Alla fine della fiera il nostro mito ha tediato l'esistenza a tutto l'ufficio con le sue disavventure a mala pena comprensibili, i miei fidi auricolari hanno ancora una volta salvato la mia sanità mentale dal baratro della follia sempiterna.

A questo punto mi chiedo davvero se la condizione è dovuta ai postumi dei giorni past or to a record start to the day! : P



For me however I get out of a cooling down period to say the least messed up and in spite of everything there is not much to tell, weekends are an oasis in which regenerate fully in the company of my Dark Half . For photos of our Tana have to wait because we had neither the desire nor the strength to do it! : P

The August holiday was really nice, I fled from work using the recovery of some overtime and I met my wife in record time, due to the posting of her parents to her the task of looking after the plants and then forced by our remoteness Tana. After a day for two of us we were joined from the notification and husband, Joe, Eng. The Lale and Lerykan for a day CCS: Complete cazzeggiano and Entertainment. The motto was to not miss strange aeons to cook and clean and has come to our aid the Chinese restaurant take-away ... Lerykan revised lunch has turned into a cross between Bibendum (the swelling) and Gabibbo (for color) but it could have been worse.
After playing for four hours at Arkham Horror where we realized that he won after about 20 minutes from the attainment of victory, and varied cazzeggiano assault on the fig tree by the ladies (I have to worry since all they wanted a pretty cool?) We dive into a spectacular session of Vampire: the Dark Ages with my dark half behind the screen in the role of narrator and myself after eons of strange new player in the shoes of ... If it was late and the other had not had to put up with an hour's drive back home we probably would have continued throughout the night. : P

Gama

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Remove Nordic Bindings

Ogni Cosa è Illuminata

I riflettutto often hard on our research has shown me that everything is illuminated by the light of past is always along our side, inside outward-looking, as you say, upside down.

Jonfen, so I will always lungo il fianco della tua vita, e tu sarai sempre lungo il fianco della mia, le nostre famiglie saranno con noi, e le famiglie delle nostre famiglie, tuo nonno e forse, in qualche modo anche mio nonno.

E' possibile che non saprò mai perchè nonno ha fatto questo, forse voleva seppellire la sua vita lungo il fianco del suo passato, ma devo dirti Jonfen che in questo momento, mi è sembrato forse per la prima volta in vita sua, felice di essere dov'era.

Jonfen ti mando questo perchè abbiamo condiviso qualcosa per cui vale la pena esistere, e ovviamente, casomai qualcuno venisse a fare una ricerca...