Friday, December 21, 2007

Reply Card Samples In Spanish

robots rule the world, or the Japanese

I giapponesi sono pazzi. Su questo credo che nessuno potrà mai avere niente da ridire.

Qui sotto due esempi di una delle infinite forme di pazzia giapponese.

Polysics - I my me mine (Strong Machine 2 Version)

Strong Machine 2 sarebbe la ragazzina del video. Si chiama così perchè Strong Machine 1 è il padre. E' nata nel 1995, il che fa di lei una dodicenne, anche se nel video di qui sopra aveva 10 anni. Vale la pena di vederlo interamente, anche se la parte centrale è un po' ripetitiva, con particolare attention to minute 0:56 and 2:40. The video is shot all together, without edits or post-production tricks, what you see is all the child's ability. The song is a Japanese group, and the absurdity of English text makes this even more surreal.

U-Min

also this video is worth to be seen entirely, despite the background noise accompanying face fairly crap. Here too, no trick, and they are also the most talented Strong Machine 2 above, even though she has age on his side, and also her video is a dance to the beat of the song, mentre nel caso di U-Min è un'esibizione vera e propria. In particolare va notato che il video non è rallentato artificialmente, è tutto a velocità normale.
Pauroso. Folle.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

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Sometimes le generalizzazioni sono inutili

Se Dio avesse voluto che credessimo in lui, sarebbe esistito. (Daniele Luttazzi)

Non è che abbiamo perso la fede: l'abbiamo semplicemente trasferita da Dio alla professione medica. (George Bernard Shaw)

Se c'è un essere supremo, deve essere pazzo. (Marlene Dietrich)

Se Dio esiste, spero abbia una buona scusa. (Woody Allen)

Se Dio esiste, Who is it? If not, who are we? (Gesualdo Bufalino)

The man merely a mistake of God? Or God merely a mistake of man? (Friedrich Nietzsche)

If God is God, then it is not good, if God is good then it is not God choose: one or the other. (Archibald MacLeish)

In what I think? I believe in God, if it exists. (Stanislaw Lec)

Some say that God exists and who is convinced that there is. The truth, as always, will be in the middle. (William Yeats)

Believing in God is an insult to God, because on the one hand, we imagine who have perpetrated acts of incalculable cruelty, on the other side is supposed to have perversely given his human creatures an instrument, their intellect, which must inevitably lead them, if they are dispassionate and honest, to deny its existence. E 'tempting to conclude that if there are atheists and agnostics, those who love him more, among those with some claim to education, as are those who have taken more seriously. (Galen Strawson)

There are atheists fierce bitterness that are interested in all things God much more than some believers frivolous and lightweight. (Pierre Reverdy)

God knows better than ignorance. (S. Augustine)

We call God all that we can not easily understand, this saves a lot of effort to cerebral tissue. (Edward Abbey)

Fear is the mother of all gods. (Titus Lucretius Carus)

I'm still an atheist, thank God (Luis Buñuel)

If you believe in God? Well, believe it is a big word, let's say that I respect him. (Walter Fontana)

I know that you have to give to God what is God's, but the Pope is not God (Napoleon Bonaparte)

the invisible and the non-existent are very similar. (Thomas Vernon)

hypothesize the existence of an intangible not be easier to understand the order that we find in the real world. (Albert Einstein)

O God wants to abolish evil, and can not, or can but does not want, or can not and does not want. If you like, but can not, he is impotent. If you can, but does not want, is evil. But if God can and wants to abolish evil, then why is there so much evil in the world? (Epicurus)

If God is so good as they say, why is there so much to help you pray? (Valerio Peretti Cucchi)

think that the creator of the universe will come to my assistance and bend for me the laws of nature is the ultimate arrogance. (Dan Barker)

In his arrogance the man attributes its origin to a divine plan. I believe the most likely see us humble and created by animals. (Charles Darwin)

Orthodox Faith depicts God as a being vindictive, and yet people talk about how to be a lot of love. (Phineas Barnum)

can cite hundreds of references that show that the God of the Bible is a bloodthirsty tyrant, but if they fished out two or three verses that say "God is love" says that you're taking things out of the context! (Dan Barker)

We ask that logic has a history of having an omniscient and omnipotent God who created human fallibility, and then blames them for his mistakes. (Gene Roddenberry)

The story of redemption does not withstand examination. The man should redeem himself from the sin of having eaten an apple by committing a murder on Jesus Christ is the strange system of religion ever set up. (Thomas Paine)

If only God would give me a clear sign! Type a rich open bank account in my name in a Swiss bank. (Woody Allen)

Everyone thinks that God is on their side. The rich and powerful know that it is. (Jean Anouilh)

The most serious ever cast doubt on the authenticity of biblical miracles is the fact that the majority of their witnesses were fishermen. (Arthur Binstead)

Even God makes progress in learning: it can be seen from the improvements in the creation of woman to man. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

If you want to be closer to God, you're closer to the people. (Kahalil Gibran)

I think there are two God Each of them is convinced that to take care of me and each other. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Every time I look in the mirror more and more I am convinced that God has a good sense of humor. (Matthew Molinari)

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (Benjamin Franklin)

Ok, God created the heavens and the earth. But what he did recently? (Anonymous)

who does not believe in God is not true that he does not believe in anything because they believed everything. (Gilbert Chesterton)

Sunday, December 9, 2007

How To Prevent Stutter

Luttazzi sospeso da La7

I'm just shocked. I can not believe it, maybe I'm just having a bad dream. No, I'm awake, it is Italy which is a bad dream. It sucks. It 'a shit. There is no freedom of satire, There is no freedom of expression, no freedom.

sucks.

There are strong themes, there are only weak minds.

Luttazzi Those who claim that it is vulgar not understand what satire and did not understand what is vulgarity. Vulgarity is censorship, censorship is the coarseness, vulgarity is the slave subservience to power, the theaters are vulgar, vulgar are shows such as Good Friday, is vulgarity respectability, vulgarity is simply a question of being offended for alleged insults and profanity, vulgarity is those who can not even hear the word "shit", as if he did not like all cagasse other human beings, as if there purity only pretending that there is the act of shitting. Anyone who is outraged by subject coprophilia vulgar, hypocritical, bigoted, politically correct false, disgusting. The vulgarity is for those indignant.

all gone, precisely, to hell.

6 years and nothing has changed, what a shame. La7, you're ridiculous. Looking for an excuse. What the fuck are you offered the program to Luttazzi, then? Then stop it for a joke already on his book, already brought to the theater, and even replicated by you. I feel offended by this, I find it vulgar and offensive to me, then we do, you suspend yourself or wait for one of my telefonata?

Come dice Daniele Luttazzi nel suo blog : "Come faccio a sopportare la chiusura di Decameron? Penso a Giuliano Ferrara in una vasca da bagno, con Berlusconi e Dell'Utri che gli pisciano addosso, Previti che gli caga in bocca e la Santanchè in completo sadomaso che li frusta."

Va molto meglio ora, in effetti. Grazie, Daniele.


Luttazzi - Decameron, puntata 5, andata in onda l'1/12/2007, REPLICATA da La7 il 6/12/2007: la battuta causa della sospensione


"La macchina da scrivere" (puntata 4, 24/11/2007)

"Peace Mission" (every episode)

What is comedy, what is satire, what is the irony (episode 4, 24/11/2007 )

The ending theme of the program (Daniele Luttazzi - Money for dope)

"Welcome to Italy" (from the TV during the confinement of the 'edict Bulgarian ")

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Genial Warts Scrotumn

Mi chiedevo, un giorno mi capiterà di scrivere un post vuoto, breve e inconcludente, ma che allo stesso tempo trabocchi di squisita originale poesia?

No.