Ever since I saw him at the National Gallery, this look at stole my heart ...
Friday, May 29, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Pokemon Deluge Legendary
engineer need?
Inspired by a conversation I share these with $ collegaSveglio of this torment. Regular readers of the diary of Gama now have framed some of the most weird fauna that make up the CED.
am therefore here to share with you the workhorse of $ commessoUbriaco, who every morning haunts us with its din linked to understanding nothing of what is written in the paper. Here, therefore, that we reach the legendary engineer need? "
Head Office, at 8:05 am, said the Chief tries to figure out which side is turned e si confronta con il carnaio quotidiano di cartacce, e-mail e scartoffie giunte dal giorno prima. Una figura evanescente si affaccia dalla porta...
$commessoUbriaco - Ingegnere ha bisogno?
Capo - Eh? No grazie.
Nulla di male in tutto questo vero? Gesto di cortesia direte voi... Un gran par de balle, come dicono a Yale. :P
Questa semplice domanda di $commessoUbriaco e l'innocente nonché risposta del Capo, in maniera a dir poco pavloviana, scatenano nella mente di $commessoUbriaco l'autorizzazione a nebulizzarsi e svanire come un alito di vento per tutta la mattinata nel compito di "consegnare la posta". L'alternativa alla sparizione è parcheggiarsi davanti a $collegaFancazzista to talk about everything that matters nothing in this world by jumping to the "her" to give the "you" for no apparent logical sense.
After all, he has not asked? The Chief does not need so there's nothing to do, the reasoning is flawless.
Obviously the scene is repeated in the afternoon.
Chief consequently began to apply the tactics.
$ commessoUbriaco - Engineer need?
Cape - Not now, later, however, there is a job to do ...
As they say in these cases: the law passed, find the loophole. $ CommessoUbriaco sticks out at an inconvenient time (usually when the head is in a meeting o al telefono) e recepisce ogni grugnito, verso o segnale di fumo come un "No, grazie".
In questo momento il Capo è nella capitale con $assessoreFantasma per ricevere un premio da $ministroTerroreDeiFancazzisti per il lavoro svolto dal nostro ufficio (no, non penso che questo porti un po' di soldi in più) e stiamo già organizzando la seguente scena per il suo ritorno:
$ced (In coro) - Ingegnere ha bisogno?
In caso di "No, grazie" inizieremo a festeggiare con coriandoli, stelle filanti, trombette e cottilon.
Dite che $commessoUbriaco se la prenderà?
Gama 
Inspired by a conversation I share these with $ collegaSveglio of this torment. Regular readers of the diary of Gama now have framed some of the most weird fauna that make up the CED.
am therefore here to share with you the workhorse of $ commessoUbriaco, who every morning haunts us with its din linked to understanding nothing of what is written in the paper. Here, therefore, that we reach the legendary engineer need? "
Head Office, at 8:05 am, said the Chief tries to figure out which side is turned e si confronta con il carnaio quotidiano di cartacce, e-mail e scartoffie giunte dal giorno prima. Una figura evanescente si affaccia dalla porta...
$commessoUbriaco - Ingegnere ha bisogno?
Capo - Eh? No grazie.
Nulla di male in tutto questo vero? Gesto di cortesia direte voi... Un gran par de balle, come dicono a Yale. :P
Questa semplice domanda di $commessoUbriaco e l'innocente nonché risposta del Capo, in maniera a dir poco pavloviana, scatenano nella mente di $commessoUbriaco l'autorizzazione a nebulizzarsi e svanire come un alito di vento per tutta la mattinata nel compito di "consegnare la posta". L'alternativa alla sparizione è parcheggiarsi davanti a $collegaFancazzista to talk about everything that matters nothing in this world by jumping to the "her" to give the "you" for no apparent logical sense.
After all, he has not asked? The Chief does not need so there's nothing to do, the reasoning is flawless.
Obviously the scene is repeated in the afternoon.
Chief consequently began to apply the tactics.
$ commessoUbriaco - Engineer need?
Cape - Not now, later, however, there is a job to do ...
As they say in these cases: the law passed, find the loophole. $ CommessoUbriaco sticks out at an inconvenient time (usually when the head is in a meeting o al telefono) e recepisce ogni grugnito, verso o segnale di fumo come un "No, grazie".
In questo momento il Capo è nella capitale con $assessoreFantasma per ricevere un premio da $ministroTerroreDeiFancazzisti per il lavoro svolto dal nostro ufficio (no, non penso che questo porti un po' di soldi in più) e stiamo già organizzando la seguente scena per il suo ritorno:
$ced (In coro) - Ingegnere ha bisogno?
In caso di "No, grazie" inizieremo a festeggiare con coriandoli, stelle filanti, trombette e cottilon.
Dite che $commessoUbriaco se la prenderà?
Gama
Monday, May 11, 2009
Fake North Face Backpack
Lungo i sentieri, attraverso i ruscelli della vita.
Way, surrounded by woods, among the trees that are now populated with green leaves. I follow the paths that life puts in front of me, wherever they lead, which is nothing in the forest where no one more ground, or where you'll find another path, I see a clearing, then a crossroads, paths that meet and decide to do ... you can go back, you can get lost in the dark or in the beauty ...
I hear lots of sounds around me, the rustle of wind in the trees, the song of some bird, the wood creaks pushed by the wind, in a continuous speech, words unintelligible entries sigh ...
back on the road, wherever there is a direct match to the streams that cross my path ... I miss watching the water flowing between the rocks and broken branches, leaves and sand ...
I block, I can not help but look at it, is so beautiful, brilliant, fresh, a little 'peace and refreshment along ... the way for a while, for a moment, for a moment that lasts a lifetime and so would you all ...
I want to stay, I will not continue, yet the water flows, change is never the same, hides and reappears, swirls, runs quiet, angry or splashing caresses the stones ...
I must leave you, my dear source, a moment of peace in a long journey, I must go on, the road is long and the day is coming ... a few moments and you came into my heart, as it always does the water that flows , widens the cracks, breaks the rock and penetrates deep into the earth ...
I can not help but follow, keeping you in my heart, you broke the little spring that defeated the earth and rock, I can not help but feel your flow hours away now close, I must continue, there is a rushing river that does not allow me any rest, I drag and attracts me at the same time its clear eddies is too late ... .. . and the path continues, I do not know where I will lead, but finally I hope that I will meet again again. 
Way, surrounded by woods, among the trees that are now populated with green leaves. I follow the paths that life puts in front of me, wherever they lead, which is nothing in the forest where no one more ground, or where you'll find another path, I see a clearing, then a crossroads, paths that meet and decide to do ... you can go back, you can get lost in the dark or in the beauty ...
I hear lots of sounds around me, the rustle of wind in the trees, the song of some bird, the wood creaks pushed by the wind, in a continuous speech, words unintelligible entries sigh ...
back on the road, wherever there is a direct match to the streams that cross my path ... I miss watching the water flowing between the rocks and broken branches, leaves and sand ...
I block, I can not help but look at it, is so beautiful, brilliant, fresh, a little 'peace and refreshment along ... the way for a while, for a moment, for a moment that lasts a lifetime and so would you all ...
I want to stay, I will not continue, yet the water flows, change is never the same, hides and reappears, swirls, runs quiet, angry or splashing caresses the stones ...
I must leave you, my dear source, a moment of peace in a long journey, I must go on, the road is long and the day is coming ... a few moments and you came into my heart, as it always does the water that flows , widens the cracks, breaks the rock and penetrates deep into the earth ...
I can not help but follow, keeping you in my heart, you broke the little spring that defeated the earth and rock, I can not help but feel your flow hours away now close, I must continue, there is a rushing river that does not allow me any rest, I drag and attracts me at the same time its clear eddies is too late ... .. . and the path continues, I do not know where I will lead, but finally I hope that I will meet again again.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Blackness Of Skin Around Stiches
Small certainties of life
Eccomi di ritorno da un meraviglioso ponte rigenerante in the company of my dark and half of his fur ball spent in our den, it is becoming increasingly difficult to leave so if you read these pages and some billionaire wants to give a zillion or two for speeding up our fund so our time is more than welcome ... How did I get the impression that I will continue working for many long years? : P
I'm here in my niche waiting to go on clearing everything you need for upcoming elections in the offices of the service-it happens-election. The wait is forced because my colleagues had to procure all necessary were being hunted down by the whim of one of the many big shots.
Flight back a couple of weeks ago. To "update" me and my partners here we had to put up with a course of gestoreDataBase $ $ aziendaDiRedmond, at the end of the course was more interesting than I thought especially about the teacher that has proved capable person, alarm clock and objective who knows more than one system and more than one platform.
The course in reality that was to take place in Rome but the costs of his stay in the capital for four individuals (I, $ collegaSveglio, $ and $ collegaPelato collegaCheHaLavoratoCinqueAnniAGenova) for 4 days were too much for the institution to pay too busy weeks of unnecessary meetings to people in less than a month will retire. In essence then the office personale si è fatto dare il preventivo di un corso presso la nostra sede che però sarebbe stato accessibile a più persone.
Capo - Dopotutto più gente si aggiorna e meglio è!
Gama e $collegaSveglio - Si, dobbiamo però nasconderci perché altrimenti chiunque ci romperà le scatole ogni due minuti.
Capo - Già, io sarei il primo a chiamarvi ogni due minuti. Troverò una soluzione.
Ovviamente abbiamo iniziato a preoccuparci.
Sono passati i giorni e ovviamente non si sono viste soluzioni di sorta, sono comparsi però i nomi di coloro che dovevano partecipare al fantomatico corso:
- io
- $collegaSveglio
- $collegaPelato
- $ CollegaCheHaLavoratoCinqueAnniAGenova
- My Boss
- $ collegaFancazzista
- $ collegaVicinaDiScrivania
The day has arrived and of course, of course, the Chief did not find a decent place to let us do that then was chosen the "big room of programmers' or the cave where the other developers and engineers live and work. This ghostly room also serves as a storehouse for all PCs to control, adjust, reassign, and so on and so forth. As you would imagine the appearance of the cave is more or less ordered as my desk.
faster than a Formula 1 team of mechanics we have set up the room, at the moment of There was a nice surprise: $ collegaFancazzista had "... too much work to do back to the registry office and already they cry!" , $ collegaVicinaDiScrivania instead was "... absolutely solve the problems of the Elections Office that the elections are close," .
I question the need to point out that the problems of the Elections Office to be resolved are the ones I am going to answer and I think it is superfluous to point out that during the breaks of the course was possible to find $ collegaFancazzista involved in important phone calls with its friends.
They took their place and $ $ collegaFalsoMagro collegaNeoAssunto, the first despite being relegated to the task of technical assistance has proved better than the previous course, the student web programming and on his own initiative began to write programs for fun and utility personnel. The second, unfortunately, was not even a hint of knowledge and has been found missing after almost 5 minutes from the start.
During the course more or less all those present have lost several hours in situations like this:
Head - Gama, which is $ direttoreGenerale wants $ saSoloIlCielo tabulated within hours. $
professor - okay, then I'll summarize all the rest.
Or
Head - $ collegaPelato, it is to fix the assolutissimamente part of the site for $ councilor. $
teacher - Okay, then let's review this thing in the break ...
$ collegaPelato picks up the phone
$
teacher - but you have to do it here ?!?!?!?
Or:
Head - $ collegaSveglio, $ altroAssessore wants the labels to send letters of $ gestioneCani. $
teacher - but there is always the case?
Boss - After all we are lazy we do not? $
teacher - Ah, the small certainties of life! Via
so for the four-day course, but the peak was reached during the last days. The course has just begun and I've just cleared the vociofono $ CollegaSmanacciona who managed to dig out of the pc all $ foglioDiCalcolo (no, not a document, the whole program), telling her that I was occupied with the course and it would go in the morning $ collegaOrso. I suddenly rings cellofono, who may be concerned about control who calls me while I'm at work and discovered a number of private / hidden. Here is the list of things that happened:
- Discovery that it was $ collegaSmanacciona
- Request for me those who had given my personal number
- Request For its part to solve the problem
- Recovery from my part that I was engaged in a course and reminder of the supplier's request for my number
- Wonder on his part to the fact that I was being
- a veiled reminder of the ominous name of the vendor mind of my private number
- Request by $ $ would come when collegaSmanacciona collegaOrso
- Question " Who the fuck gave you my fucking PRIVATE NUMBER? " whispered with the intensity of a hurricane.
- Complaint of $ collegaSmanacciona that she can not work.
- Closure of the call on my part.
I am now hunting the person who gave you my number, that $ collegaFancazzista has asked me if I had called $ collegaSmanacciona and I have said that the Head of broken boxes of the above links has dramatically reduced the hunting grounds. BLOOOOOD, I sangueeeeeee!
Gama 
Eccomi di ritorno da un meraviglioso ponte rigenerante in the company of my dark and half of his fur ball spent in our den, it is becoming increasingly difficult to leave so if you read these pages and some billionaire wants to give a zillion or two for speeding up our fund so our time is more than welcome ... How did I get the impression that I will continue working for many long years? : P
I'm here in my niche waiting to go on clearing everything you need for upcoming elections in the offices of the service-it happens-election. The wait is forced because my colleagues had to procure all necessary were being hunted down by the whim of one of the many big shots.
Flight back a couple of weeks ago. To "update" me and my partners here we had to put up with a course of gestoreDataBase $ $ aziendaDiRedmond, at the end of the course was more interesting than I thought especially about the teacher that has proved capable person, alarm clock and objective who knows more than one system and more than one platform.
The course in reality that was to take place in Rome but the costs of his stay in the capital for four individuals (I, $ collegaSveglio, $ and $ collegaPelato collegaCheHaLavoratoCinqueAnniAGenova) for 4 days were too much for the institution to pay too busy weeks of unnecessary meetings to people in less than a month will retire. In essence then the office personale si è fatto dare il preventivo di un corso presso la nostra sede che però sarebbe stato accessibile a più persone.
Capo - Dopotutto più gente si aggiorna e meglio è!
Gama e $collegaSveglio - Si, dobbiamo però nasconderci perché altrimenti chiunque ci romperà le scatole ogni due minuti.
Capo - Già, io sarei il primo a chiamarvi ogni due minuti. Troverò una soluzione.
Ovviamente abbiamo iniziato a preoccuparci.
Sono passati i giorni e ovviamente non si sono viste soluzioni di sorta, sono comparsi però i nomi di coloro che dovevano partecipare al fantomatico corso:
- io
- $collegaSveglio
- $collegaPelato
- $ CollegaCheHaLavoratoCinqueAnniAGenova
- My Boss
- $ collegaFancazzista
- $ collegaVicinaDiScrivania
The day has arrived and of course, of course, the Chief did not find a decent place to let us do that then was chosen the "big room of programmers' or the cave where the other developers and engineers live and work. This ghostly room also serves as a storehouse for all PCs to control, adjust, reassign, and so on and so forth. As you would imagine the appearance of the cave is more or less ordered as my desk.
faster than a Formula 1 team of mechanics we have set up the room, at the moment of There was a nice surprise: $ collegaFancazzista had "... too much work to do back to the registry office and already they cry!" , $ collegaVicinaDiScrivania instead was "... absolutely solve the problems of the Elections Office that the elections are close," .
I question the need to point out that the problems of the Elections Office to be resolved are the ones I am going to answer and I think it is superfluous to point out that during the breaks of the course was possible to find $ collegaFancazzista involved in important phone calls with its friends.
They took their place and $ $ collegaFalsoMagro collegaNeoAssunto, the first despite being relegated to the task of technical assistance has proved better than the previous course, the student web programming and on his own initiative began to write programs for fun and utility personnel. The second, unfortunately, was not even a hint of knowledge and has been found missing after almost 5 minutes from the start.
During the course more or less all those present have lost several hours in situations like this:
Head - Gama, which is $ direttoreGenerale wants $ saSoloIlCielo tabulated within hours. $
professor - okay, then I'll summarize all the rest.
Or
Head - $ collegaPelato, it is to fix the assolutissimamente part of the site for $ councilor. $
teacher - Okay, then let's review this thing in the break ...
$ collegaPelato picks up the phone
$
teacher - but you have to do it here ?!?!?!?
Or:
Head - $ collegaSveglio, $ altroAssessore wants the labels to send letters of $ gestioneCani. $
teacher - but there is always the case?
Boss - After all we are lazy we do not? $
teacher - Ah, the small certainties of life! Via
so for the four-day course, but the peak was reached during the last days. The course has just begun and I've just cleared the vociofono $ CollegaSmanacciona who managed to dig out of the pc all $ foglioDiCalcolo (no, not a document, the whole program), telling her that I was occupied with the course and it would go in the morning $ collegaOrso. I suddenly rings cellofono, who may be concerned about control who calls me while I'm at work and discovered a number of private / hidden. Here is the list of things that happened:
- Discovery that it was $ collegaSmanacciona
- Request for me those who had given my personal number
- Request For its part to solve the problem
- Recovery from my part that I was engaged in a course and reminder of the supplier's request for my number
- Wonder on his part to the fact that I was being
- a veiled reminder of the ominous name of the vendor mind of my private number
- Request by $ $ would come when collegaSmanacciona collegaOrso
- Question " Who the fuck gave you my fucking PRIVATE NUMBER? " whispered with the intensity of a hurricane.
- Complaint of $ collegaSmanacciona that she can not work.
- Closure of the call on my part.
I am now hunting the person who gave you my number, that $ collegaFancazzista has asked me if I had called $ collegaSmanacciona and I have said that the Head of broken boxes of the above links has dramatically reduced the hunting grounds. BLOOOOOD, I sangueeeeeee!
Gama
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