Littlestpetshopfunandgames

For all lovers of pop music in these dark times

I think Jon Lajoie perfectly expresses what I think of myself. ;)

Currently there is still an official video of the song as that madman is on tour, for now there is this:




E questo è il testo.

Jon Lajoie - Pop Song

Girl, im a sexually attractive man.

That makes me a good artist.

This is my new single…

I hope you like it.



Wealthy men hired me

to sing this song that they wrote for me.

They’re investing in this quasi-music video,

and theyre paying to get a bid on the radio. (on the radio)



And they’re gonna sell a million (a million),

Yes it’s gonna go platinum…



‘Cause they’ll market this song

to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.



‘Cause all you gotta say is,

"ohh baby i love you" and "girl i need you in my world".



‘Cause they’ll market this song

to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.



‘Cause all they gotta do

is find a sexually attractive man

that can sing all the words.



(and now the token rap verse

that doesnt make any sense

but helps to get a small percentage

of the urban music market)



Hey baby baby i can tell that you are crazy crazy.

shake that ass girl my rhymes are gettin lazy lazy.



These things im talking ’bout have

nothing to do with the song baby.

But it don’t matter wont you show me that thong baby.



That’s how it works in the pop music industry,

2009 motherfucker that’s just how it be.



‘Cause they’ll market this song

to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.



‘Cause all you gotta say is,

"ohh baby i love you ooh girl i need you in my world".



‘Cause they’ll market this song

to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.



‘Cause all they gotta do

is find a sexually attractive man

that can sing all the words.



Now I’m singing with my gay voice

to let you know that I’m sensitive.

Oh yeah Im’ singing with my gay voice,

teenage girls love a sensitive boy (sensitive boy)



And you know I wanna…

Make money money

make money money

make money

make money money

make money money

make money…



Rich men makin money off of their investments,

ooh its so sexual baby…



Girl I love you so much,

I wish we could be together.

Unfortunately we can’t because

I’m rich and famous and you’re not



But, why dont you just go out and buy my album,

and tell your friends about it too

so that they also go out and buy it .




Gama