New year, new life .... I'm not convinced though!
With the end of last year I told the friend of $ collegaFancazzista and its splendid figure made with the new year things have not changed much, though: this is what happened two days ago.
I'm in my niche with the Testament in the headphones while I'm trying to understand why a PC has decided not digest well the monitor connected only if it is connected at power on, the stylus a report for submission to the $ capoSupremo, finish the cleaning process of the network from viruses and answer the questions more and more preposterous vociofono of utonti. In short, do nothing of good public servant as I am. ;)
like a thundercloud on the horizon reaches $ collegaFancazzista return from his vacation and immediately attaches to the phone, luckily Testament isolate the ears from the important information that is talking to some friends (the other being connected with We talked in the office of the Great Bordello, and then the holidays are not going well). The morning goes
e parte dei lavori vengono completati mentre quel maledetto monitor ancora non vuole saperne di collaborare. Per quelli che se lo chiedono: NO, non posso prenderne un altro perché deve essere per forza quello.
Le disgrazie non vengono mai da sole, ecco quindi che arriva $amicaBionda, una delle socie di $collegaFancazzista che:
a) non lavora qui né per il Comune
b) non riesce a mantenere un tono di voce basso
c) ha una capacità cerebrale in grado di elaborare solo gossip
d) crede di essere a casa sua
L'altra collega si da alla macchia approfittando del fatto che è stata chiamata in un altro ufficio per altri lavori.
Le due proseguono la loro conferenza -che io purtroppo sono forced to listen to pieces because of vociofono-up when it comes to the door of the tomb lost a person very looking around as if he were at a point unknown in the Amazon forest.
Took courage Mrs. weak voice asked who should pay for vouchers for extra garbage bags which they are entitled to all families. This bonus is given along with the bills and is recovered here in the office at $ collegaEsterna. Because they are committed to
vociofono leave the hot potato for $ collegaFancazzista but, to my horror and high incazzatura, answer is $ amicaBionda.
$ amicaBionda - But no, he was wrong! It is not where it should be: this is the center computer!
$ coscienzaDelGama - What's that?!?! Why not shut up that idiot and the other does not say anything stupid?
beautifully Ignoring the Goose Festival call me and get up close.
Gama - Over here lady, you in the right place to enter the first door on the right.
Monster Mrs. dispersed collegaEsterna while $ $ $ collegaFancazzista amicaBionda and laugh rudely at the situation.
Now I wonder, I am the best in the known universe megalomaniac but I need to hear all this character and, at least, when I fucked up I apologize. But am I'm strange?
Ma soprattutto, $collegaFancazzista se li sceglie proprio bene gli amici!
Gama
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