If there was a time machine would be a mess *. It would be more practical if I were to invent a time machine, however, because the earthen secretly hidden and I'd use only. For what I would use the time machine? Uh, thanks for your question, I thought, and I have compiled a list of things I would do if you invent a time machine, from all actions with social, moral and ecological
- right after lunch or dinner to go back in time for not having to wash dishes **;
- after a powerful hangover go forward in time to avoid the unpleasant consequences ***;
- usually there is nothing to do for days until they master two or more parties / events / pizza / right outputs the same evening, crossed. Well, with the time machine never !****
choices - pick up an item and bring it back in time a few seconds in order to have the same object twice, for the sake of openly violating the principle of conservation of matter;
- go back to 7 April 30 April 27 31 April 3 or 33 (a Friday, anyway) so that Jesus is crucified, with all due consequences of the case;
- go back in time after buying something at a vending machine to retrieve the 40 cents spent;
- go on a date in time to skip the cost of the meal and especially the tedious preliminaries;
- go back in time to be me who invented the bulb, or by choice, the vibraphone;
- go back to high school in order to move forward in time and skip class assignments and questions (especially a surprise);
- go to see the December 31, 9999 New Year's Eve will be celebrated as the year ten thousand, and especially to see if in the distant future the human race will be advanced enough to understand the futility of fireworks;
- go on a second day to gain time;
- go back in time and record the rights to the song "Happy Birthday". And then to give Elio e le Storie Tese permission for the remake that they did, that there is today no-can-be-released;
- go ahead in a distant future to take my curiosity to know if in the meantime has discovery of life in some other planet, or if in the meantime has become extinct in this.
I've half a mind on the design of a time machine. I was thinking of using a DeLorean, which must reach 88 miles per hour. Then in km / h I did not even know what they are.
* If there had been la macchina del tempo sarebbe stato un casino. Se esiste la macchina del tempo è un casino. E così dimostro di saper usare tutti e tre i periodi ipotetici.
** Valenza ecologica.
*** Valenza morale.
**** Valenza sociale. Come vedete ci sono tutte e tre, quindi non raccontavo menzogne.
- right after lunch or dinner to go back in time for not having to wash dishes **;
- after a powerful hangover go forward in time to avoid the unpleasant consequences ***;
- usually there is nothing to do for days until they master two or more parties / events / pizza / right outputs the same evening, crossed. Well, with the time machine never !****
choices - pick up an item and bring it back in time a few seconds in order to have the same object twice, for the sake of openly violating the principle of conservation of matter;
- go back to 7 April 30 April 27 31 April 3 or 33 (a Friday, anyway) so that Jesus is crucified, with all due consequences of the case;
- go back in time after buying something at a vending machine to retrieve the 40 cents spent;
- go on a date in time to skip the cost of the meal and especially the tedious preliminaries;
- go back in time to be me who invented the bulb, or by choice, the vibraphone;
- go back to high school in order to move forward in time and skip class assignments and questions (especially a surprise);
- go to see the December 31, 9999 New Year's Eve will be celebrated as the year ten thousand, and especially to see if in the distant future the human race will be advanced enough to understand the futility of fireworks;
- go on a second day to gain time;
- go back in time and record the rights to the song "Happy Birthday". And then to give Elio e le Storie Tese permission for the remake that they did, that there is today no-can-be-released;
- go ahead in a distant future to take my curiosity to know if in the meantime has discovery of life in some other planet, or if in the meantime has become extinct in this.
I've half a mind on the design of a time machine. I was thinking of using a DeLorean, which must reach 88 miles per hour. Then in km / h I did not even know what they are.
* If there had been la macchina del tempo sarebbe stato un casino. Se esiste la macchina del tempo è un casino. E così dimostro di saper usare tutti e tre i periodi ipotetici.
** Valenza ecologica.
*** Valenza morale.
**** Valenza sociale. Come vedete ci sono tutte e tre, quindi non raccontavo menzogne.
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